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Personajes del cómic que entienden

No pensé que mi post de ayer tuviera tanto éxito. ¡Record de visitas quintiplicando la media que llevaba ultimamente!
No me queda más que agradecer de todo corazón el detalle de leer mis tontadas a todos los que por un motivo u otro lo han visitado (¡casi 80 personas!). Estoy seguro que mis amigos de Burz también habrán aumentado sus visitas a su web gracias a mi blog. Visto el éxito obtenido voy a continuar hablando sobre el tema. Este blog lo dedicaré a un conocido dibujante imitador de JAN y al que llamaremos LPU por no dar su nombre verdadero.


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(LPU y El Líder de Malavida que de tanto ir con XLcar algo se le pega)


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Este popular autor desearía poder salir del armario pero, como dice la canción de Los Tigres del Norte, esta cerrada con tres candados y remachada la puerta negra. Esos tres candados han sido puestos uno por sus compañeros de Ojo de Pez, otro por sus compañeros malavideros y un tercero por la Asociación en Defensa del buen Cómic. A pesar de esto y de no tener lapicero con que abocetar LPU se las ha ingeniado para seguir sacando tres o cuatro páginas diarias por el hueco de debajo de una de las puertas.

Ultimamente en sus historias acaba siempre siendo sodomizado por todo tipo de personas y objetos: lapiceros, aspiradores, gays sadomasoquistas, etc., etc. Prueba inequívoca de las tendencias de este autor.

LPU es un ferviente admirador del gran ilustrador David Cantero y en la web de LPU se pueden ver varios "homenajes" de este autor (indudablemente los mejores homenajes se llevan en el corazón).
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(Cosas de casados es un cómic de David Cantero pero no un homenage a LPU)
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Dicho todo esto pasamos a comentar varios de los personajes del cómic que más entienden.


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6) RAYO KID por Ron Zimmerman y Jhon Severin (Miniserie de 2 números de Colección MAX de Forum)



(Con esta pose tan chula hace frente a sus enemigos)
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Este popular vaquero iba siempre impecable con cuidados cabellos y relucientes pistolas. Además no solía regoldarse en la mesa ni se quejaba del culo tras largas cabaldas. En los duelos Rayo Kid hacía honor a su nombre sacánsose rápidamente la minga. Los enemigos asombrados optaban bien por tirar las pistolas y hacer el amor en vez de la guerra o bien por echarse a correr presas del pánito ante tal loco.
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5) LOS PITUFOS por Peyo (primera aparición en la historieta de Johan y Pirlut en la revista Spirou, 1958)
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(Clara y típica escena de amor homopitufal)
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Los populares pitufos, traducidos a más de 25 idiomas, escondían un secreto que ya en nuestra más tierna infancia podiamos vislumbrar. ¿Como era posible que no hubiera ningún pitufo que le echara los trastos a la pitufa?¿Porque preferían mariposear por el campo solos y no aceptaban más miembros femenimos en su aldea?¿Porqué en sus más de 25 tomos no vimos ningún intento de beso hacia la pitufina? Ahora lo vemos claro los pitufos seguro que tenían sus casetas en algún parque del barrio de Chueca.

4) THE AUTHORITY por Warren Ellis y Bryan Hitch (Ed. Forum, 2003)
Este cómic calificado por muchos como "el cómic de superheroes del siglo XXI" presenta un grupo tipo Los Vengadores que pretenden defender al mundo de las fuerzas del mal. Hasta aqui nada nuevo. Lo nuevo es el espectacular enfoque que se da a las historias mucho más originales y brutas que la del grupo anteriormente citado.
Apollo y Midnighter son dos de los personajes de este grupo. Son claramente la copia de Superman y Batman sólo que aquí su relación sentimental es conocida y respetada por el resto de los miembros del grupo.
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(¿Quién me ha cogido mi protector solar?)
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3) BITCHY BITCH (El Putón) por Roberta Gregory
Cómic del más puro estilo undreground. Dicen que es la versión femenina de Odio de Peter Baddge pero no llega a la suela del zapato. Uno de los protagonistas más populares de esta serie es Bitchy Butch una lesbiana amiga de la protagonista. Roberta Gregory es hija de un popular dubujante de la Disney lo que demuestra que tanto ver a Micky y Donal desde niño no es nada bueno.
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(Como vemos el estilo de dibujo no se parece nada a Las Supernenas)
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2) PEQUEÑAS VICIOSAS por Mónica y Beatriz (Colección X de Ed. La Cúpula, )
Este cómic para pajilleros cuenta, digo yo, la historia de dos jovencitas que van copulando por allá por done pisan saltándose las clases y los semáforos.
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(Recomiendo que si te lo deja algún amigo pases las hojas pegadas con sumo cuidado)
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Debido al éxito de esta cómic se realizó un segundo volumen que llevaba como original título
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(Si el anterior cómic tenía alguna página pegada este es posible que también)
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1) STRANGERS IN PARADISE por Terry Moore (Dude Cómics)
Strangers in Paradise es la historia de dos compañeras de piso Francine y Katchoo se ven envueltas en sus múltiples problemas, dudas, inquietudes... donde el folletín sentimental toma las riendas de la narración, aderezado con algunas notas del tumultuoso pasado de Katchoo. Aparecen novios, ex-novios. Terry Moore consigue dar vida con pulso firme a esta pareja, trío o cuarteto -sobre gustos...- confirmando su talento en esta suerte de apasionante culebrón.
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(Estas dos bellezas hacen las tortillas sin necesidad de usar huevos)
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Ya vale por ahora con este tema que próximamente retomaré con un conjunto de situaciones divertidas relacionadas con el mungo gay.
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Espero que LPU lo haya disfrutado y mis colegas de este foro que son casi 80 también.

30 comentarios:

XCAR Malavida dijo...

Marcos, no te emociones que 80 visitas no implican 80 personas.
Pero sigue así y verás.

Marcos_JW dijo...

¿Insinuas que hay algún vicioso que entre más veces?
Bueno yo lo hago para ver como va la cosa....

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Yo por ejemplo, que entro y entro sin parar por ver si hay cosas nuevas.

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Este Lider es la pera...

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Yo no estaría tan tranquilo. Y si Aquilino Polaino visita este blog? Te van a acusar de estar enfermito...

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LPU finge ser gay en sus cómics. Es un vulgar POSER que se aprovecha de la moda. En el futuro le veremos como RETROSEXUAL... Ya te digo...

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LPU? de qué me sonará?!

80 personas por aquí? Jodo como está el patio!!

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El de antes era yo...

Como diria el gran dibujante ULP...
digo... Upl

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Una vez leí el rumor de que Mónica y Bea eran seudónimos de Santiago Segura.

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Vivir para leer... tantos años estudiando para terminar encontrando aquí la sabiduría.

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